THE CATAMITE CRUCIFIXION draft

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THE CATAMITE CRUCIFIXION draft

Post by quality on Sat Feb 13, 2016 5:54 pm

so to all you new dudes who weren't here for this bullshit, the catamite crucifixion refers to a glorious tale of intrigue which finally got tomoko banned forever from the glorious community of OTTD and sealed her fate as FLAMINGDINNER 2.0

PRELUDE: Der Ring des Tomoko

tomoko has never been particularly liked on OTTD although most of us were pretty willing to put up with her up to a certain point. starting around new years, however, tomoko started to become a confrontational homolord about everything under the sun for rather spurious reasons. probably the start of the CATAMITE CRUCIFIXION came with a january 4th thread by tomoko which claimed that "computer art isnt as good as people see it."1 this thread's claim was of course objected to by resident artist tipsy, who pointed out to tomoko that "i have to work hard as balls to learn how things work i have to learn colors i have to learn so fucking much just to shit out something."2

this was fine and good and all, but tomoko was having none of it on that particular day, as she went on rambling tangents about how "a computer is an "unreliable" medium that may or may not capture the artists physical expression of emotion thats open to imagination and thought"3 as if somehow computers are not able to do this. eventually, tomoko got to where tipsy openly gave up on the thread, pointing out that tomoko was being retarded and intentionally confrontational.4, 5, 6

at this point tomoko got saltier than the dead sea that people weren't taking her bait or something, and so she started downvoting my posts to the point where i couldn't vote, prompting a thread which requested her rights to vote be stripped away for abuse.7 this vote eventually ended 5 - 1 in favor of tomoko losing her god given rights. meanwhile, tomoko continued to try and start shit with folks in the art thread8 this eventually lead to the "RT AND TOMOKO PLEASE READ" thread,9 which kicked off the beginning of the end for tomoko

ACT 1: Das Goygold

although the momentous clusterfuck that truly began the CATAMITE CRUCIFIXION began on january 18th, wacky shenanigans had occurred just prior to that day, when on january 17th tomoko basically confirmed marissa wasn't real.10 this turned out to be pretty important.

the real wacky shenanigans kicked up the next day. when tipsy posted an innocuous thread in HQS.11 tomoko quickly responded to the thread, prompting tipsy to post "tomoko the legit troll" in an attempt to ward her off. tomoko, not surprisingly, failed to take the hint that she was unwanted and warned tipsy "dont follow RTs footsteps please."12 when tipsy ignored this and told tomoko like it was, tomoko got a bit buttblasted and accused tipsy of being butthurt13 despite all evidence to the contrary.

things predictably spiraled from there as tomoko attempted to accuse tipsy of being a bitch14 even though tomoko was the only one being bitchy at that point. despite repeated requests by oaky to shut the fuck up,15, 16 tomoko continued to press the issue, eventually drawing the ire of even room,17 who tomoko promptly levied the same accusations against.

not long after this, things kicked up again when tomoko decided to start shit in HWYD by telling resident /mu/crew member weed warlock to leave, saying that "nobody here misses you or asks about you anyways."18 after getting a reprimanding from oaky about this,19 tomoko proceeded to cry about how she DINDU NUFFIN20 despite spending, in the words of oaky, "...the entire day talking shit to... users."21

at this point, noted OTTD user belgium -- he had joined december 7th, 2015 -- joined in the fray, offering his opinion of the situation. however, despite belgium being at first somewhat reasonable about the situation,22 the account's posts quickly took a turn towards demonizing tipsy23, 24 for the HEINOUS act of jokingly telling tomoko to kill herself. not surprisingly, it was found out within a few minutes of one of the account's final posts25 that it was actually a tomoko alt. although the suspicions had been there for awhile26, 27, 28 (thanks in part to marissagate in the chat from the night before and in part due to the curious circumstances belgium surrounded himself with), this was what finally confirmed that indeed, belgium was fake. subsequently, he was banned for being tomoko

this was not the end for belgium, however, as the account quickly returned on its other account, registered on the 4th of january. "test" made a thread asking why belgium had been banned,29 and was subsequently given the same image as had been given in the "GOD DAMNIT TOMOKO" thread. in defense, belgium claimed that the shared IP had been a "computer error," despite the odds of two totally separate people sharing the same IP on the same forum despite there being over 4 billion unique IPv4 addresses being virtually zero.30

the next morning tomoko logged on to her main, posting a massive wordwall about how BELGIUM'S REAL!!! and how everybody should believe it despite the evidence against it.31 not surprisingly, this was quickly smacked down by oaky.32



THE EVIDENCE

1 http://www.otthunderdome.com/t2355-computer-art-isnt-as-good-as-people-see-it
2 http://www.otthunderdome.com/t2355-computer-art-isnt-as-good-as-people-see-it#60126
3 http://www.otthunderdome.com/t2355p15-computer-art-isnt-as-good-as-people-see-it#60144
4 http://www.otthunderdome.com/t2355p60-computer-art-isnt-as-good-as-people-see-it#60202
5 PM: "shes trying to piss me off so i get back in a fight with her / im not fucking stupid sjws do this type of shit all the time / they derail when you point out shit"
6 shes trying to get me to start fighting with her again
[1/4/2016 1:26:11 PM] Queen Tipsy: but i know fucking better
7 http://www.otthunderdome.com/t2359-official-poll-of-the-people-should-tomoko-s-right-to-vote-be-stripped
8 http://www.otthunderdome.com/t2355p90-computer-art-isnt-as-good-as-people-see-it#60317
9 http://www.otthunderdome.com/t2363-rt-and-tomoko-please-read
10 http://www.otthunderdome.com/t2504-marissa-doesn-t-real#65185
11 http://www.otthunderdome.com/t2416-if-you-want-to-die-watch-this-video#62116
12 http://www.otthunderdome.com/t2416-if-you-want-to-die-watch-this-video#62127
13 http://www.otthunderdome.com/t2416-if-you-want-to-die-watch-this-video#62147
14 http://www.otthunderdome.com/t2416-if-you-want-to-die-watch-this-video#62168
15 http://www.otthunderdome.com/t2416p15-if-you-want-to-die-watch-this-video#62181
16 http://www.otthunderdome.com/t2416p15-if-you-want-to-die-watch-this-video#62181
17 http://www.otthunderdome.com/t2416p30-if-you-want-to-die-watch-this-video#62212
18 http://www.otthunderdome.com/t2429-how-was-your-day-otrecliner#62296
19 http://www.otthunderdome.com/t2429-how-was-your-day-otrecliner#62298
20 http://www.otthunderdome.com/t2429-how-was-your-day-otrecliner#62299
21 http://www.otthunderdome.com/t2429-how-was-your-day-otrecliner#62302
22 http://www.otthunderdome.com/t2429p15-how-was-your-day-otrecliner#62335
23 http://www.otthunderdome.com/t2429p15-how-was-your-day-otrecliner#62344
24 http://www.otthunderdome.com/t2429p30-how-was-your-day-otrecliner#62358
25 http://www.otthunderdome.com/t2429p45-how-was-your-day-otrecliner#62378
26 http://www.otthunderdome.com/t2421-god-damn-it-tomoko#62385
27 http://www.otthunderdome.com/t2421-god-damn-it-tomoko#62390
28 http://www.otthunderdome.com/t2421-god-damn-it-tomoko#62391
29 http://www.otthunderdome.com/t2422-exactly-why-was-i-banned#62397
30 http://www.otthunderdome.com/t2422p15-exactly-why-was-i-banned#62424
31 http://www.otthunderdome.com/t2421p15-god-damn-it-tomoko#62561
32 http://www.otthunderdome.com/t2421p15-god-damn-it-tomoko#62592
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Re: THE CATAMITE CRUCIFIXION draft

Post by tomokko on Mon Jun 20, 2016 2:17 pm

fuck you, stop spreading lies about me

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Re: THE CATAMITE CRUCIFIXION draft

Post by quality on Mon Jun 20, 2016 3:00 pm

tomokko wrote:fuck you, stop spreading lies about me
u wot m8

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Post by tomokko on Mon Jun 20, 2016 3:03 pm

you know exactly what i mean, you litigation sending faggot

stop trying to frame me for litigations sent to OTTD

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Re: THE CATAMITE CRUCIFIXION draft

Post by quality on Mon Jun 20, 2016 3:22 pm

it'd be pretty hard for me to do that seeing as i never actually did that, laddie

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Post by quality on Mon Jun 20, 2016 3:27 pm

nice attempt at vandalism btw, lmao

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