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Post by jewmoko on Sat Apr 04, 2015 9:26 pm

i feel so comfy sitting in my bathtub, filled up and with bath scents, with a pint of ice cream, in my favorite pajamas, all while i funpost on the tomoquo (the highlight)

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Post by xx_gladhander-freedom on Sat Apr 04, 2015 9:28 pm

what the fuck is wrong with you op
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Post by quality on Sat Apr 04, 2015 9:31 pm

what

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Post by jewmoko on Sat Apr 04, 2015 9:33 pm

what the fuck is wrong with YOU?

cant talk about baths?

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Post by xx_gladhander-freedom on Sat Apr 04, 2015 9:39 pm

who the fuck does what you described
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Post by terrier on Sat Apr 04, 2015 9:49 pm

well i mean bathing is pretty relaxing
i wouldn't necessarily do all the stuff tomoko would do but still
bathing is pretty relaxing

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Post by xx_gladhander-freedom on Sat Apr 04, 2015 9:55 pm

she gets in a bathtub with her pajamas on and browses things in an (empty?) tub on her laptop
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Post by jewmoko on Sat Apr 04, 2015 10:29 pm

1. the bathtub is full
2. i wear clothes in baths and showers to save money on washing them and i dont like being without clothes
3. what am i supposed to do in a bath then?

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Post by xx_gladhander-freedom on Sat Apr 04, 2015 10:57 pm

you use your laptop in the tub are you fuckin serious?
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Post by xx_gladhander-freedom on Sat Apr 04, 2015 10:58 pm

jewmoko wrote:3. what am i supposed to do in a bath then?
i dont know maybe get clean you gormless slog
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Post by terrier on Sat Apr 04, 2015 11:03 pm

so are we going to find out that tomoko died when she accidentally dropped the laptop in the tub

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Post by Sexy Salamander wants ass on Sun Apr 05, 2015 12:07 am

jewmoko wrote:1. the bathtub is full
2. i wear clothes in baths and showers to save money on washing them and i dont like being without clothes
3. what am i supposed to do in a bath then?
you sure liked being without clothes when you showed your tits to 4-chan and not me you fucking bitch
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Post by jewmoko on Sun Apr 05, 2015 12:53 am

xx_gladhander-viagra wrote:you use your laptop in the tub are you fuckin serious?

and what the fuck do you do?

i will not stare at the wall or read shampoo labels like an idiot
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Post by xx_gladhander-freedom on Sun Apr 05, 2015 1:06 am

jewmoko wrote:
xx_gladhander-viagra wrote:you use your laptop in the tub are you fuckin serious?

and what the fuck do you do?

i will not stare at the wall or read shampoo labels like an idiot
well i almost never take baths i just shower but when i do i sit and relax like a normal person
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Post by xx_gladhander-freedom on Sun Apr 05, 2015 1:06 am

zero risk to my valued electronics is incurred
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Post by roomo on Sun Apr 05, 2015 1:07 am

using electronics in a bathtub has happened on otx before

rd101's glorious "im going to fap in the tub"

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Post by xx_gladhander-freedom on Sun Apr 05, 2015 1:10 am

plus i wouldnt want to see what happens when you drop a 24 volt laptop battery into bath water
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Post by xx_gladhander-freedom on Sun Apr 05, 2015 1:10 am

roomo wrote:using electronics in a bathtub has happened on otx before

rd101's glorious "im going to fap in the tub"
yep i mentioned this to diseased
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Post by roomo on Sun Apr 05, 2015 1:10 am

maybe she just keeps it on the toilet seat next to the bath

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Post by roomo on Sun Apr 05, 2015 1:12 am

tomoko = rd101

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Post by xx_gladhander-freedom on Sun Apr 05, 2015 1:13 am

the way my bath is set up would make this impossible since its a combination bath and shower
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Post by jewmoko on Sun Apr 05, 2015 1:14 am

i keep my laptop out of the water, im not as stupid as you think i am

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Post by xx_gladhander-freedom on Sun Apr 05, 2015 2:01 am

jewmoko wrote:i keep my laptop out of the water, im not as stupid as you think i am
"I'm not as stupid as you impure goyims think I am," muttered Tomoko, feeling smugly confident as she stared at her intricate laptop suspension platform. Concealed within the dense entanglement of white dental floss was a Toshiba laptop; crudely decorated with Japanese cartoon stickers. She snickered to herself as she browsed /trv/ and the Tomoquo simultaneously; pausing every few minutes to download a new, exciting landscape.

As she shifted her orientation in the bathtub, a cavitation bubble formed from the rapid change in pressure. Racing to the surface of the sloshing, dark, filthy waves in the raging waters, the bubble collapsed; catapulting a spray of bathwater onto the dental floss suspending her laptop. As the wax washed away from the fiber, the dense vapor filling the air slowly dissolved the supports until a loud snapping noise was heard.

Tomoko only had time to whisper "..huh?" before her laptop slid from the table on which it was held and plunged into the greasy water. Immediately, the battery contained inside the laptop shorted with the contents of the tub, and the resistance of Tomoko's skin, greatly reduced by its wetness, did little to protect her from the resulting current. With only the thick pads of her feet and palms exposed to the danger within the murk, Tomoko was fortunate as her nylon polymer pajamas served as an excellent insulator. However, as the My Little Pony-decorated nightwear began to resistively heat, it quickly melted away, and Tomoko was electrocuted to death in a tub at the hands of her laptop because she was too fucking impatient to take a break from the computer.
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Post by xx_gladhander-freedom on Sun Apr 05, 2015 2:04 am

"That's bullshit," mouthed Tomoko after reading Seth's dramatization of her inevitable death at the hands of the sneaky Japanese.

"Typical Western propaganda; always reliant on hyperbole and inaccuracies," she laughed; slapping her hand against the air like a sassy black woman. As she did this, however, her fingers impacted with her Toshiba laptop, which fell directly into her bath water and left her with severe burns and an irrational phobia of electronics to replace her irrational fear of Naegleria fowleri.
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Post by xx_gladhander-freedom on Sun Apr 05, 2015 2:09 am

"That's bullshit", shouted Tomoko, after having read two stories poking fun at her at (3?)(4?):05 AM. She laughed at the sheer impossibility of killing herself in a slapstick routine as Oaky "Nerd Obliterator" M.C.S.S.D. had described; making sure to not knock her laptop overboard.

As she rinsed the soap off of her frayed, water-damaged clothes and face, a sneaky Naegleria fowler began its long journey to Tomoko's brain.


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